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Posted 12 May 2016 - 08:30 AM

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 01:56 PM



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Posted 15 August 2016 - 10:07 AM

Ancient Alievstan Awakened
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Keghart-Logo-Banner_0.jpg Jirair Tutunjian, Toronto, 13 August 2016

On July 8 of this year Armenia’s ARKA news outlet announced that a group of archeologists had discovered Yerevan’s oldest street. The 30-ft. tile-paved passageway is 2,700-years-old and is near theilham2.jpgtemple of Haldi. Although the discovery was “unique and unprecedented”, according to archeologist Mikael Badalyan, there was no media follow-up in the days after the report.

Intrigued by the lack of further reports about the site, Professor and Doctor (18 honorary professorships and doctorates from universities in Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, three Turkish, Jordanian, and Azeri…) President Ilham Aliyev of Azerbaijan, who several months ago revealed that the “Khanate of Erivan and Zankezur are part of the Azerbaijan homeland”, sent a secret crack team of archeologists to the Yerevan site to probe the reason for the secrecy surrounding the Street with No Name. Within ten days the Azeri Indiana Jones team, which had pretended to be Iranian tourists, returned to Baku laden with tons of data about Yerevan’s oldest street. Ecstatic by what the clandestine team had discovered, President-for-Life Aliyev delivered an address to his 9-million subjects where he exposed the “mendacious games the illegal occupational government of Armenia is playing to cover up” the secrets of Yerevan’s newfound street.

Here are the highlights of the history-changing revelations made by President Aliyev, Light of the Turkic People, Hero of the Caspian, Avenger of Shusha, Savior of Khojali, Son of Heydar the Great, Liberator of Nagorno-Karabakh…

---The fascist-racist colonial regime in Yerevan has halted the excavations of the oldest street and deep-sixed further digging because of the civilization-shattering facts the Azeri secret team unearthed there. For example, the Yerevan street’s ancient name was Ilham Yolu (Ilham Street) and was built 5,000 years ago by Sarsam III, king of proto-Azerbaijan which was called Aliyevstan.

---Aliyevstan stretched from the Gulf of Azer (now Persian Gulf /Arabian Gulf depending which imperialist atlas you check) in the south to the Kara (Black) Sea and Mount Elbruz (in Georgia) in the north. It stretched from the eastern shores of the Caspian Sea to the Mediterranean (Gulf of Shiite Jihad). One of its major cities was Yaravan which means “the house of the loved one” in Azeri. Nearby was the province of Nakhwan which Armenians changed to Nakhichevan.

---Tambal, the capital of Aliyevstan, was on top of Mt. Agri which racist people call Mt. Ararat. Noah was a true-blue Azeri born in Tambal. He was the head carpenter at the court of King Sarsari II. Upon hearing of his talent, Allah ordered him to build the famous Ark. Thus humanity descends from the Azeris.

---Upon landing at the foot of Mt. Agri, Noah immediately invented wine, beer, Cognac, Champagne and spritzers. However, following the untimely deaths of a number of King Sarsams, Sarsaris, and Sakhatts due to overindulgence, viniculture was banned. In the 7th century, the Azeri emperor Padishah Dali Sanam IV sent a delegation to Mecca to persuade Prophet Mohammad, peace be upon him (PBUH), to ban liquor. The Azeri emissaries also persuaded the Prophet, PBUH, to ban pork because “oink, oink” is a deeply offensive term in classical Azeri. The Prophet (PBUH) bestowed the title of “Caliph” upon the Azeri padishah, although the unworthy successors of the Prophet (PBUH) usurped the title which resulted in the Sunni/Shiite disagreement.

The Azeri archeologists also dug up several 5,000-year-old tomes written in Azeroid, the first alphabet of the world. The alphabet had 498 fonts, including serif and sans serif; upper case, lower case and middle case. What’s erroneously is now referred to as Italic and Roman were originally named Azeric and Bakulic. Despite their age, the leather-bound books were in mint condition, testifying to the printing and binding excellence of ancient Alievites.

The primordial ancestors of the Alievites also discovered fire. The latter was admittedly facilitated by the Allah-given petroleum and natural gas which spout here 24/7. Alievites, who had fleets in the Caspian and the Gulf of Azer, shipped fuel all the way to Said, now called Sidney in Australia, to Fizuli, now called Fiji in the Pacific Ocean and to California which is named after Caliph Orna. “Tartar” derives from the tar Alievites exported to Central Asia.

While the highly-advanced Alievistan flourished for millennia before the advent of the Sumerians, the Egyptians, Ultima Thule, and Atlantis, the decline of the empire began 800 years before the birth of Prophet (PBUH). That is when a barbarian tribe crossed from Europe and advanced east to the area around Lake Van, now mostly inhabited by the rebellious and treacherous Mountain Turks.  To confuse strangers, the barbarian tribe called itself many names…Ermeni, Hai, Haig, Nairi, Khaldi, Ooradoo... But no matter their name, they were a primitive people who ate raw meat which they called chee kofteh. Taking pity on the homeless nomads, Emperor Beyinsiz Sanam III welcomed them to his empire and provided them with soup kitchens. Again, our innate compassion proved to be our fatal flaw. The barbarian Ermenler were cunning, sly, treacherous, underhanded, foxy, crafty, tricky, wily, shifty and good at business. Within a short time through duplicity these beggars became money-changers and bankers who controlled our economy while their crooked businessmen took over our clay tablets and papyrus newspapers. 

Then at a secret meeting on the northern shores of Lake Van their cabal of wise elders compiled a protocol for the takeover the Azeri empire.  The cabal secretly allied with the Persians and poisoned Emperor Aptal VI, the royal family, the nobility, the spiritual leaders and the generals. They then divided the empire between them. Out of their alliance were born the Pahlavi Empire and Ermenistan. But Allah-willing, Ermenistan’s days are numbered. Soon the Azeri armed forces will take back the lost lands, convert gavoor Echmiadzin to the original madrasah; Yerevan will once again be a khanate; the idols called Babig and Mamig in Khojali will be beheaded. To spare them from the just ire of the Azeri people, the government will deport gavoor Ermenler southwest, to the Arabian Desert. From the ancient Yerevan street will rise glorious Turania. To celebrate the glorious, President-for-Life Aliyev will give every Azeri subject the 16 volume “Complete and Annotated Speeches of Heydar Aliev”... Glory to Alievstan, glory to the noble Aliyev familocracy, glory to Great Patriot and Atazerbaijan Heydar Aliev, and glory to glorious leader Ilham Aliyev who despite his first name is a good Muslim and doesn’t eat ham.

President-for-Life Ilham Aliyev ended his speech by announcing that the sale of croissant will be banned across Greater Azerbaijan because the French pastry’s crescent shape makes it sacrilegious to all observant Azeris.



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Posted 23 October 2016 - 11:58 AM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! What will they think of next?

APA, Azerbaijan

Oct 21 2016




“Sayat Nova is Azerbaijani, not Armenian; he is Seyat Neva”



Baku. Javid Zeynalli – APA. Sayat Nova is Azerbaijani, not Armenian,
and he is Seyat Neva, the chairman of Azerbaijani Ashugs’ Union
Maharram Gasimli told APA.

“I don’t know how come Sayat Nova is introduced as Armenian. In fact,
he is Seyat Neva, not Sayat Nova,” said Gasimli. “Our old ashugs used
to recite poems in Russian, Georgian, and Armenian at any time. Seyat
Neva too has written poems in Armenian and Georgian. She wrote mostly
in Azerbaijani and she is Azerbaijani, not Armenian. She was born in
Tbilisi. The Armenians introduce him to the world as an Armenian
ashug.”

He noted that said that there is no fact of Seyat Neva being an Armenian.

“Mirali Seyidov has numerous researches that prove Seyat Neva is an
Azerbaijani ashug. About 300 Armenian ashugs wrote and recite poems in
Azerbaijani,” added the union chairman. “We shouldn’t forget that
there were talented persons among them. In Azerbaijan’s Shamkir
district there was an Armenian ashug called Yervant who recited in
Azerbaijan. He often told me the Armenian language doesn’t harmonize
with the sound of saz. Today Armenian ashugs are promoted in the
world, but one shouldn’t forget that the Azerbaijani ashug art has
always been under the influence of the Armenian culture.”

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Posted 23 October 2016 - 12:01 PM

The moon belongs to furkey as well :lol2:

 
Erdogan proclaims Mosul and Aleppo belong to Turkey - Video
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ANKARA, TURKEY (1:20 P.M.) - Speaking during an opening ceremony for an educational institution in Bursa on Saturday, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan compared the way that Syrians and Iraqis have been driven away from homes because of the self-proclaimed Islamic State (IS; ISIS/ISIL), to how Turkish people were once forced out from the same cities.

Erdogan added that the cities of Mosul and Aleppo belong to the Turkish people.

Video footage of this speech was broadcasted by Ruptly on Sunday morning:

 

 

This is not the first time that Erdogan has said something this controversial; just last week, the Turkish President told Iraqi Prime Minister, Haider Al-'Abadi, he should know his place and that they are not equals.

https://youtu.be/uQ6vFBIijR8

https://www.almasdar...-belong-turkey/

 

 



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Posted 08 November 2016 - 09:51 AM

Turkish MP: Fethullah Gülen’s father is Armenian
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Orhan Deligöz, a ruling Justice and Development Party (AKP) MP from Erzurum, Turkey, claimed that the father of Fethullah Gülen was Armenian.

Deligöz noted that Gülen’s family had moved to Erzurum from elsewhere, reported Haber7 news website of Turkey.

“They came from Iran to Bitlis [town in Turkey], after which they settled in Erzurum,” said the Turkish MP “When Fethullah Gülen wanted to get a foreign passport, he had noted his mother’s name as Rabin, which is neither a Turkish nor a Kurdish name. His mother is Jewish, whereas his father—Armenian.”

Ankara accuses Turkish Islamic theologian and preacher Fethullah Gülen—who resides in the US since 1999—and his “Fethullah Gülen Terrorist Organization (FETÖ)” of orchestrating the failed putsch in Turkey in July. And it has petitioned to the US for his extradition to Turkey.

https://news.am/eng/news/355804.html

 


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Posted 30 January 2017 - 03:55 PM

Just replace the word "Cognac" with "Caviar" and "Armenian" with "asserbaboon" you'll get the truth!!!!!!

 

AzerNews, Azerbaijan

Jan 30 2017
 
 
Armenia's cognac diplomacy and its failures
30 January 2017 22:27 (UTC+04:00)
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By Rashid Shirinov

Last week, Armenian diplomacy has once again suffered a heavy blow in the international arena. The Armenian delegation to PACE has tried to bribe Chairman of the PACE Committee Vladimir Aryev by offering a cognac in exchange for not recognizing Karabakh as part of Azerbaijan; however the attempt has failed.

“Yesterday the deputies from Armenia were chasing after me with a bottle of cognac and wanted me to refuse recognizing Nagorno-Karabakh as part of Azerbaijan,” Aryev wrote in a social network.

As it turned out, Armenian diplomats did not like the paragraph of the report developed by Aryev, where he stated the impossibility of monitoring the state of media in Azerbaijan, Georgia and Moldova, because part of their territories are under the control of occupying forces.

However, Aryev explained the Armenian diplomats that the paragraph concerning Nagorno-Karabakh is based on the international legal norms and documents about the territorial integrity of Azerbaijan, and hinted at the inadmissibility of any attempts to exert such pressure on him.

In the end, PACE ignored all objections of Armenian representatives and adopted the resolution without changes.

A number of experts have called this incident another example of “cognac diplomacy” by Armenians.

“The Armenians have always tried to use their vaunted cognac to bribe officials in order to solve political issues in their favor, and such attempts continue to this day," said political analyst Fikrat Sadigov.

He noted that many Europeans, including the members of the PACE, are well aware of the true essence of the issue, and clearly understand whose territories are occupied and who is the occupant country.

“A sober-minded European politician will not deny the fact that part of Azerbaijan is occupied by Armenia, as well as the fact that it is possible to move the situation forward only after withdrawal of Armenian troops from the occupied territories, said Sadigov. “Failure at the PACE showed the Armenian deputies that cognac will not help in this case.”

“The Armenian emissaries had to start with at least a box of cognac in such case,” famous Russian expert, publicist and public figure Dmitry Verkhoturov joked about the unsuccessful attempt of Armenians.

Political analyst Peter Tase, in turn, said that the underhand tactics of the Armenian delegation to the  PACE is unacceptable.

“International community must denounce those intentional acts that violate the ethical and moral values enshrined by the rules approved by the PACE,” Tase noted.

He added that the international community has almost always turned a blind eye to the corruption practices used by the Armenian top officials.

Thus, the Armenian diplomats have again failed in their attempts to distort the historical reality about the Nagorno-Karabakh region of Azerbaijan.

 

http://www.azernews....ion/108219.html

 

 


Edited by Yervant1, 30 January 2017 - 03:56 PM.


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Posted 22 February 2017 - 09:47 AM


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BAKU, Azerbaijan (A.W.)—Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev appointed his wife Mehriban Aliyeva as the country’s Vice-President on Feb. 21, in a move that has been widely criticized as way for Aliyev to tighten his grip on power in the country.

According to a statement released on Azerbaijan’s official presidential website, the appointment came during meeting of the country’s Security Council under the chairmanship of the President.


A scene from the Security Council meeting, during which Mehriban Aliyeva was named Azerbaijan’s Vice-President. (Photo: Office of the President of Azerbaijan)

In Sept. 2016, Azerbaijan held a referendum, which extended presidential terms from five years to seven and created a strong Vice-Presidency.

Mehriban Aliyeva, 52, is a Member of Parliament and the deputy chair the ruling New Azerbaijan Party and heads the Heidar Aliyev Foundation—a non-governmental organization named after Aliyev’s father, former Azerbaijani President Heydar Aliyev, who ruled the country from 1993-2003.

Despite being active in Azerbaijani politics, leaked U.S. diplomatic cables revealed in 2010 that Aliyeva appears to be “poorly informed about political issues,” and that her family has vast business interests throughout Azerbaijan.

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Posted 22 February 2017 - 03:34 PM

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Posted 23 February 2017 - 04:39 PM

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Politics 20:44 23/02/2017 Region
Iranian media outlet draws parallels between Mehriban Aliyeva and the wife of former Tunisian dictator

Azerbaijani president Ilham Aliyev’s appointment of his wife as first vice president of the country clearly demonstrates how the population, officials and all citizens of Azerbaijan are ridiculed, Iranian Asiran.com news site writes in an article, entitled “Azerbaijan and Ilham Aliyev’s clownery.”

The author refers to the notorious appointment, saying: “A simple research suggests that Ilham Aliyev’s wife fails to meet the requirements for taking the post of the vice president, which unveils Aliyev’s intention to facilitate the transfer of the power to his wife.”

The author next recalls similar examples recorded in the history: “Former president of Tunisia Zine El Abidine Ben Ali was trying to appoint his wife Leyla Ben Ali as his deputy. However, President Ben Ali was forced to leave for Saudi Arabia with a family, following the mass protests that hit the country in 2011.”

“In Libya, Muammar Gaddafi was trying to bring own son to power, in Egypt Mubarak was preparing his son to serve as the next president and the same with the Yemeni president,” the source recalls.

To note, Iranian Mehr Agency earlier reported, that Azerbaijani president Ilham Aliyev is expected to visit the Islamic Republic of Iran on March 5.

http://www.panorama....n-media/1733589



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Posted 28 April 2017 - 08:25 AM

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This comes from a country that wipes out UNESCO recognized monuments. Cretin!

Edited by gamavor, 28 April 2017 - 08:37 AM.


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Posted 28 April 2017 - 10:35 AM

Azerbaijan’s Bülbüloğlu gets embarrassed during UNESCO director-general candidate hearings 

 
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11:34, 28 April, 2017 
 
YEREVAN, APRIL 28, ARMENPRESS. Polad Bülbüloğlu, Azerbaijan’s candidate for UNESCO DirectorGeneral, has appeared in an embarrassing situation on April 27 during hearings of candidates in France. 
 
The chairman of the session warned Bülbüloğlu that the candidates must speak either English or French. 
 
After reading a few sentences in English, Bülbüloğlu however began to speak in Russian. 
 
“I myself am dissatisfied with my level of English, however that’s not important, the important thing is what a man has in his head”, he said. 
 
Bülbüloğlu was even unable to give decent responses at the session, by continuing to emphasize only the fact that he supposedly plans to bring large amounts of money for the realization of different UNESCO programs. 
 
It is noteworthy that Bulbuloglu, a man who in his term in office as Azerbaijani culture minister destroyed the medieval Armenian cross-stones in Nakhijevan’s New Jugha, which UNESCO itself had acknowledged as world heritage, is now a candidate for UNESCO Director-General. 
 
During the entire period of this crime, Bulbuloglu didn’t make even one remark on condemning or preventing the destruction of the Armenian cross-stones. 
 
In addition, now as Azerbaijan’s Ambassador to Russia, he has numerously delivered belligerent rhetoric on taking up arms and fighting Armenians. 
 





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