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#101 MosJan


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Posted 19 October 2017 - 12:32 AM

I don’t want to make light of this . MY ONLY HOPE IS THAT THIS DOES NOT TURN OUT TO BE A PRANK even if independent labs have confirmed its age. Below Paul cites many “shoe sayings”. Let’s see how many shoe jokes and sayings we can find. smile.gif
Also se this; http://en.wikinews.o...a?dpl_id=190678
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If It’s A Hye Shoe, Let’s Wear It Out
Posted By Paul Chaderjian On June 11, 2010 @ 2:12 pm In Columns, Three Apples | 1 Comment

Once there were and there were not … a fashionable shoe that is now known as “the world’s oldest shoe found in an Armenian cave.”
[1]And what was found in a cave in Armenia this week was not just the world’s oldest shoe, but there were scarves and pots and pans and two skulls with missing jaws. This story feels like Armenians have just put on a pair of new shoes, and everything feels alright (Nutini 2007).
Our ancestors were apparently not only fashionable, wearing moccasins in a style that survived for nearly six millennia, but they were also good at housekeeping and quite brutal. One of the skulls must have pulled a Helen Thomas and had his or her jaw yanked right off its face.
This bizarre headline of the day was bigger than the BP (beautiful people) oil spill for a split second. The story went viral, and it warrants all the clichés we can remember to use. So let’s capitalize on these rare gifts from the universe, because good PR comes too infrequently for our people. And criminal Armenians in the news hurt like brand new shoes (Sade 1983).
What other shoe stories can our people’s history and present day tell the world? What shoes are we filling that can help our people and the global population? Whose steps are we following and who is following in your footsteps? Where are all the goody-two-shoes (Ant 1981)?
The shoe is on our foot now, so we have to see what we can do with this instant headline. Let’s think big. Sex & the City III can be shot in Armenia. Its subtitle could be “the Oldest Armenian Shoe Romance Cruise on Lake Sevan.” Or Super Old Shoe, the superhero. Or Immigrants For (IV) – the shoes they stole. Or how about Shoe Tourism (Asbarez 2010)?
The fact that the story of the world’s oldest shoe being found in Armenia doesn’t happen every day. Maybe it happens once in the history of Earth?
This got me thinking. How little do we know about what people find interesting in the Armenian world. I also realize how little I must know about my ancestors that a dung-covered shoe makes me proud. And how fast do we embrace anything Armenian just because it’s in the headlines!
Maybe before our people discovered pointed shoes were cool, we had better fashion sense. Maybe God spoke to Noah about what proper footwear was when He told the old man to pack his family and animal friends into the Arc. Perhaps this was Noah’s right shoe? Could it be? But if this was Noah’s shoe, what happened to the left shoe and the jaws missing from the skulls?
And what do we know about the fashion sense of our ancestors who walked in and out of those ancient monasteries and architectural marvels? Did they all wear fashionable shoes? Were there multiple colors of leather? Were there different styles? Did people show off their shoes to each other as a sign of affluence and trend-setting? Were there fashion trends three thousand years before Christ? What great fashion secrets are buried on the grounds of our ancestral Homeland that have yet to be unearthed and studied? Who will break the fashion trend news sooner? E! and TMZ or Hollyscoop?
Inquiring minds want to know (That cliché is courtesy of 80s TV commercials that also gave birth to “Where’s the Beef,” and “When EF Huffington speaks, people listen.” Actually, it was EF Hutton, but it’s 2010).
Now back to Shusho (no, not the singer)…
So many questions about these shoes and not many answers. And gosh darn it, the day after the news was announced, there were more articles surfacing about how this shoe in Armenia was not the oldest shoe since there was a shoe in Missouri that was dated to be at least 10,000-years-old. There went my instant excitement for our Homeland’s instant claim to fame.
Don’t you love walking in my shoes (Depeche Mode 2006).
And what about this fascination that was sparked by this ancient shoe. Apparently everyone has wanted to read the story, and from the BBC to the Associated Press were journalists speaking the word Armenia within proximity of the words ‘oldest shoe in the world.’ There were interviews on CNN and the story turned out to be the most popular one on Armenian websites.
Among the facts reported were that the shoe was at least 5,500 years old. The cave was in Vayots Dzor, southeast of Yerevan. And the shoe was covered by sheep and deer poop.
Why did the oldest shoe story make everyone so excited? Did it reaffirm for Armenians our excellent fashion sense? Why did non-Armenians find this oldest shoe story so interesting? Was it because we imagined that Noah and his party crew didn’t wear shoes? Was it because the skulls had no jaws? Or was it because the shoe was stuffed with grass so that it would retain its shape?
Act your age not your shoe size (Prince 1986).
Can you imagine the flocks of scientists and anthropologists that can now be attracted to our Homeland? Can you imagine the funding new digs will receive? Can you imagine the thousands of headlines that can be unearthed when modern-day scientists study ancient-day Armenians? If our shoes predate the Pharaoh’s, we can be the rock stars of the universe, and no longer walking like an Egyptian (Bangles 1986).
I love my narcissistic self, don’t I? Yes, I do (Pinsky 2009).
And if there was one shoe in one cave, what’s the likelihood of us finding more oldest, older than oldest, less old than the older shoe in the world. Perhaps there’s a tourism industry here: Shoe Travel.
Maybe there’s even a Travel Channel series in tracking the oldest shoe in the world. Samantha Brown would be a good hostess to tap in search of places to sleep and eat when going on a Oldest Shoes Tourism Trip. Samantha would even lure Anthony Bourdain and that Man vs. Food guy could be challenged to see how many skewers of khorovadz and how many khacapuris he can down in one sitting in the middle of Republic Square.
We’re really onto something now. And it all started with the drop of one oldest shoe story on the Internet. What will happen when the second shoe drops? Between the first and second shoe, we have a lot of homework to do. If our ancient shoe is this popular, can you imagine what we can do with the really interesting shoe stories from the Homeland?
Let’s put our best foot forward (Overbury 1613).
And three shoes fell from heaven: one for the storyteller, one for him who made him tell it, and one for you the reader.
PS Knock Knock. Who’s there. Hye Shoe. Bless You

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 08:44 AM

News.am, Armenia
Jan 12 2018
Japanese expert: Archaeological monuments are the treasure of Armenia
14:32, 12.01.2018

YEREVAN. – Archaeological monuments are the treasure of Armenia and so they need serious protection, doctor of the Tokai University Makoto Arimura said in Yerevan.

Dr. Arimura has been cooperating with the Institute of Archeology and Ethnography of the National Academy of Sciences of Armenia for five years, the subject of his interest is the Neolithic period. Briefing Armenian journalists on the concept of the Neolithic period, Dr. Arimura said that he worked in Syria and Turkey, Central Asia and Georgia.

“There are many Neolithic monuments in Syria and Turkey. However, our data on the Caucasus from period of 10 to 6 thousand needs a deeper research,” said the doctor.

Speaking about the inn Lernagog 1 (8-7 thousand BC) discovered in 2017 in the Armavir region, the expert noted that many excavations in the Ararat valley had been conducted before, but no archeological site dating back to the period before 6 thousand BC has been ever found.

“Since we couldn’t find more ancient ones, we tried to look elsewhere. We began our exploration and five years ago found Lernagog 1. This year, I conducted excavations with my colleagues and my students. We found many objects from obsidian and bones. Studies show that the inn is older than 7 thousand BC. The discovery of architecture in Lernagog was a real surprise. This is a unique find for this period in this region. Unfortunately, the found so far is not all excavated, this year we will excavate completely. However, I think that the continuation of the excavation can also lead to finding other similar encampments”, said Dr. Arimura, adding that earlier such monuments were not known in Armavir.

According to his assessment, from the point of view of the Neolithic period, Armenia is of special importance because the wild wheat was found here, and it is possible that the domestication of wheat began exactly from this region.

“Architectural monuments must be protected, because otherwise they are in danger of destruction. They are the treasure of Armenia. There are many good specialists here which is very important in terms of cooperation”, Dr. Arimura emphasized.


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Posted 13 January 2018 - 08:46 AM

News.am, Armenia
Jan 12 2018
Expert: Ancient unique inn was discovered in Armenia in 2017 (PHOTOS)
14:48, 12.01.2018

YEREVAN. – In 2017, a total of 39 expeditions were conducted, including 16 joint—with the scientific centers of other countries, in the provinces of Armenia.  

Pavel Avetisyan, Director of the Institute of Archaeology and Ethnography of Armenia, informed the aforementioned at a press conference on Friday.

And as the most noteworthy result of this work, Avetisyan pointed to the Lernagog 1 monument in the Armavir Province. He said the layers of an inn dating back from the 8th to the 7th millennium BC were discovered in the area for the first time. The expert noted that the most ancient respective layers that were found in Armenia before this discovery had dated back to the first quarter of the 6th millennium BC. 

The excavations were carried out in cooperation with Japanese specialists.



Avetisyan noted that “rescue” excavations of monuments, which could have remained under the North-South Highway being constructed, also had started in the year past.

He added that all respective activities will continue in 2018, too.

Also, Pavel Avetisyan stated that archaeological summer schools are planned in Armenia, especially one such summer school in Masis town, and in collaboration with the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA).


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