ONLY IN AMERICA

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...

Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-****ing creatures"...

What about
Only in Armenia ...

- Kasharq es talis vor mard ani en inch vor partavora anel.
- 5 tari hamalsaran sovorum es vor durs@ seghanik dnes u arevtur anes
- 7 tari sovorum es u Master degree stanaluc heto tanum en banak vor lriv moranas inch es sovorel
- Usanoxneri 10-ic 5 mijazgayin divanagitutyun en sovorum , 3-@ mijazgayin arevtur




[This message has been edited by Garo (edited August 11, 2000).]

Yev ayspes ...

- 5 kentronakan poghots pakum en u 10 meqenayov ughektsum (hanun anvtangutyan) vor "chem imanum vor mi naxarari ch@gitem vormiyerord ognakan@" meqenayov antsni.

Sulami

En el mi erkrum vortegh mi roppeum vochnchacrin erkri hamarya amboghj ghekavarutyun@, vori hamar drevs hamarya voch voq pashtonic chi azatvel.

Yes, only in America, and yet everyone keeps coming here for the goodies!