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Originally posted by hayemyes:
I hope no one (especially women) take this personnaly. It is just a stupid joke. Here it goes.
This guy is on a desert island, where he finds a lamp. After looking at it, he starts rubbing it. The genie comes out and tells him that because he saved him, he is willing to offer the guy three wishes. But because the guy is divorced, the genies says to him that anything he is giving him, he must give the double to his wife. The guy agrees. For his first wish, he wants 10 million bucks. The genie gives him the 10 million, and gives 20 million to his wife. Then the guy says:
- Give me a villa in Grece.
The genie gives him the villa, but the wife gets two. Then the guys tells the genie his third wish:
- Beat me...halfway to death.
Again!!! Don't take this personnaly please.
Originally posted by hayemyes:
I hope no one (especially women) take this personnaly. It is just a stupid joke. Here it goes.
This guy is on a desert island, where he finds a lamp. After looking at it, he starts rubbing it. The genie comes out and tells him that because he saved him, he is willing to offer the guy three wishes. But because the guy is divorced, the genies says to him that anything he is giving him, he must give the double to his wife. The guy agrees. For his first wish, he wants 10 million bucks. The genie gives him the 10 million, and gives 20 million to his wife. Then the guy says:
- Give me a villa in Grece.
The genie gives him the villa, but the wife gets two. Then the guys tells the genie his third wish:
- Beat me...halfway to death.
Again!!! Don't take this personnaly please.
a good one but here is our version...
The story goes that a woman is driving on the side of the rode after just having caught her husband cheating with/ her best friend. She is very upset and driving erratically, suddenly she looses control of the car and starts rolling down the embankment. When the car stops the woman gets out of her car and starts walking. It is starting to get dark and she has no idea where she is. She spots a cave and decides to stay the night there. When she enters the cave and makes a fire for herself (she is a do it yourself kind of gal) she notices some writing on the walls. Upon observing the writing she finds that they lead to a passageway deeper into the cave. She follows the passage way and finds an old, dusty lamp. She starts to rub it to clean it off, but right then a genie pops out. Being so grateful that he has been found and let out of his lamp he grants the woman 3 wishes but warns her that whatever she wishes for her husband will get 3 time more of that wish. Her first wish is to be the most beautiful and desirable woman in the world (vanity). Wish is granted, but her husband is now the most handsome man in the world and has women all over him. Then her second wish is for her to have 10 million dollars. Wish is granted, but her husband now has 30 million dollars. The woman thinks hard about her last wish then looks the genie dead square in the eye and says "for my last wish i want you to give me a mild heart attack!"
moral of the story: dont mess with us women, we will outsmart you.
